Christian fundie Paul Broun likes being a boy

Republican Politician Paul Broun is a member of the House Committee of Science, Space and Technology and a United States congressman from Georgia.
And for good reason. Paul Broun may be the smartest man in the entire universe. Just marvel at his remarkably intelligent comments about sex-change operations.

'I don't want to pay for a sex-change operation. I'm not interested. I like being a boy.'

Paul Broun apparently can't stand other people wanting to do something that he doesn't want to do. Not only do I understand where Paul Broun is coming from, but I those that would choose to operate in any other manner deserve execution. In fact, I routinely apply this line of reasoning myself in a wide variety of circumstances.
I hate the taste of tomatoes. The other day I was in a pub and a family was eating lunch. The 10-year-old son had ordered fish and chips with salad on the side and that salad had TOMATO in it! Well, I wasn't going to stand for that! That kid had a lot of nerve ordering food that I don't enjoy.
So I marched right up to that table where the mum dad and son sat and said 'HEY! WHY ARE YOU EATING TOMATO? TOMATO IS DISGUSTING!'
When his parents responded by telling me it was none of my business and to get lost I told them that if their son wanted to eat tomatoes in the privacy of his own home I could grudgingly tolerate that, but don't go parading your love of tomatoes around in public for everyone to see because I don't need to see that! I think it's appalling! I made sure to register my disgust with what dreadful parents they were and threatened to call the police and have them locked up in prison until their bones turned to dust!
They began to get rather agitated, but in my quick thinking I remembered my crucifix and was able to successfully ward them out of the bar with it while warning the other customers that this family may change form into bloodthirsty demons at any moment!
I will most likely be getting the key to the city for saving the entire city's residents any day now.
But that's not the end of my heroic escapades in which I cleanse the existence of anything even slightly different from me. My friend Tom likes horror movies but I don't so naturally I started a petition demanding that he be stoned to death. However, I decided that forgiveness was the more Christian way to go, so I broke into his house and burned it down, incinerating his entire horror movie collection. He can consider himself lucky that I decided to let him live and save him from hell. Sometimes I think I deserve a medal for being so unbelievably fantastic. Paul Broun and I are going to heaven when we die.
UNLIKE YOU WHO IS READING THIS! YOU'RE GOING TO BURN AND I'M GOING TO LAUGH! HA! HA! HA! SUFFER BITCHES!